This song is about those shocking emotions you have when you discover that a person you dated way back in grade school is having a baby.

Although you've lost touch over the years, it can still come as a shock as it hits you - all those memories of childhood now contrasting with the realization of how fast you grew up. It's hard not to measure your own life against theirs. Maybe your jealous for a minute, or, maybe you relinquish an arousing string of what-ifs?

Either way, it is VERY important to quickly accept it, wish them well (to yourself), then go on to never thinking about it ever again. Everything else will work out for you, dude.